E-leet Gamers

E-leet gamers are super hardcore. They build their homes in RL on hills with deep trenches all around so that they really do have to walk uphill both ways when going anywhere (not that they ever do). They prefer games to take at least a year of nearly non-stop grinding in order to experience the main content of the game, but it usually only takes them a week. Once they get to the main content they master it in a couple of hours. Forums for their games are littered with posts about how noobish everyone else is, and how carebear games are these days. Classes are considered OP because of these players, and these players alone. They take on 10x their numbers with their hardcore raid gear that they got from a super rare dungeon mob. Often these types of players find each other and live together so that they can play in shifts, thus maximizing the amount of time they are in game grinding things (also cuts down on cost of living, assuming they've moved out). They are superior in every way to their fellow gamers (if you can call them gamers). Developers with their self given god powers still fear these players. A normal day of play from these types of gamers requires that they force at least 33% of all players they come across to either quit or reroll from getting roflstomped repeatedly. They hope for a game someday where they can cast aside all the worthless meatshield scrubs they normally play against in these games and just fight against true competetion. Most games are too weak for these players and they often move on after destroying everything in their path and mastering all the content.

E-leet gamers laugh at Chuck Norris jokes. Not because they think they are stupid (even the carebear scrubs think they are stupid jokes), but because Chuck Norris hasn't got shit on them. Ted Bundy is their homeboy. They listen to music while playing. Usually rap because it's, "got a good beat" and because the lyrics remind them of their own hardships. These people are gods to us and we'd best stay out of their way because if we don't they will gladly kill us. In real life.

Are you an E-leet gamer?